October 4, 1990

                          Corporate Structure Definitions



       Company President



           Leaps tall buildings in a single bound,

           More powerful than a locomotive,

           Faster than a speeding bullet,

           Walks on water and

           Gives policy to GOD.



       Plant Manager



           Leaps short buildings in a single bound,

           Almost as powerful as a single engine,

           Just as fast as a speeding bullet,

           Walks on water is the sea is calm and

           Talks to GOD.



       Production Manager



           Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds,

           Almost as powerful as a switch engine,

           Can almost catch a speeding bullet,

           Walks on water in a swimming pool and

           Talks to GOD if a special request is approved.



       Shift Manager



           Barely clears a quonset hut,

           Loses a tug-of-war with a locomotive,

           Can fire a speeding bullet,

           Swims well and

           Is occasionally addressed by GOD.



       Supervisor



           Makes high marks on the wall while trying to leap tall

           buildings,

           Is run over by a locomotive,

           Can sometimes handle a gun without self-inflicted injuries and

           Talks to animals.



       Department Leads



           Runs into buildings,

           Recognizes locomotives two out of three times,

           Is not issued live ammunition or metal eating utensils,

           Can stay afloat with the help of a life jacket,

           Talks to walls and

           The walls listen as well as truck drivers.



       Employees



           Falls over door step while trying to enter buildings,

           Says, "Look at the choo-choo",

           Wets himself with a water pistol,

           Plays in mud puddles and

           Talks to himself.



       Route Driver (or your particular winner)



           Lifts buildings and walks under them,

           Kicks locomotive off the track,

           Catches speeding bullets in his teeth and eats them,

           Freezes water with a single glance,

           In a word, HE IS GOD!

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